I want my own Danny Castellano
One who will make me learn my lesson by refusing to help me with my carry-on luggage for choosing to put a bunch of unnessesary shit in it.
One who will mock me for calling the police because there is a butterfly in my room when I thought it was a colorful bat.
One who will make fun of my short hair and say its ugly.
Above all, one who will focus on my eyes after cleaning my glasses and glimpse at my mouth without saying a word.
Because, I mean, were words really necessary at that point?
